Etiqueta: funny

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

hobbitry-in-arms:

lokinne:

gutterpunkvangogh:

jewishlyriumghost:

gravity-engineer:

glumshoe:

More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™.

Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles.

Is this real life Dipper Pines?

“oh look. Another mysterious stone path in the woods. 3 guesses where this leads.”

(at the end of the path)

“Listen. I know everyone wants to summon a demon at summer camp. I get it, I really do! But if you’re gonna try that shit just… put some effort into it. I mean look at this shit. IT’s just…It’s not even symmetrical. And look at this egg thing. It’s wildly disproportionate to the rest of it. It sucks! It objectively sucks! If I were a demon and I saw this, I would actually be offended. Try harder, kids. Try harder.”

@captioned-vines

someone should add one of those vintage “you tried” star memes in the shape of this

Like this?

Why does this person look and sound so much like a cartoon character???

a witch cursed me to be this way

it’s been two years… why is this video still going around?

cacklebarnacle:

bunjywunjy:

undoherdamage:

carrotsforferrets:

nO StOP IT

i aM DEAD

FUCK OFF OK

@mynameiseyyyyyy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “…
the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca.
Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other
species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will
often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

just-me-iguess:

Basic translation: Hey dude, I just cought this animal. Tell me what kind of animal this is. Look. It’s odd, I found it. I thought it was a duck. Look at it’s feet. *bird kicks* Ey, calm down bitch, don’t bite me. My mom has a zoo at her house so I’m gonna take it to her. But look, it’s an odd animal- *bird starts bitting* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! IT BIT ME, SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!! AHHHHH!!! IT’S BITTING ME DUDE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! FUCK!! AHHHHHH!!! BITCH, LET ME GO!! AAHHHHH!!!