Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’
Illumination:
Then they got an idea! An awful idea!
THE BRANDS GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA! All the marketers thought, “Why should tickets suffice? With the Grinch selling knick-knacks, why, we’ll be paid twice!”
Forget all the morals! There’s cash to be made. From frosting to forklifts to Grinch Gatorade! Just slap his face on there and tint it with green And prepare for profits, yes, profits obscene!
From a seasonal, festival holiday grump, The Grinch had been played for a capital chump. “No more! Won’t you forget these trinkets?” he pleads. “Christmas isn’t junk! It’s your bonds and your deeds.”
For a moment, they paused. Was there more to this day Than products and placements and big bonus pay? The PR men sniffed and they shrugged and they sighed. Then they threw him some cash and they went back inside.
Personally, within the context of the videos, I feel that everyone’s actual first reaction to Mystery’s true form would be to simply double-take before Shiromori demands their more immediate attention but after @humanberry asked me what a first reaction for the characters would be like, I soon pictured three very different responses to being approached by a giant fox!
I guess I am actually willing to humilliate myself on the internet so HERE WE ARE. I CREATED. FOR THIS AU. I INTRODUCE TO YOU: THE MISER AND THE WENDIGO. I mean it literally started as a joke and will forever be a joke so agsdfgh don’t take me seriously BUT YEAH. if Scrooge was Cinderella in that crazy DT87 episode then he can just be. any disney princess he wants. (I blame you all. you brought this upon yourselves. stop me and send me to prision :v)
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